Anonymous asked you:
L. Beau, I am generally a big fan. But this is not a fan letter. Your website contains many postings that appeal to one’s soul. I know you’ve been accused of pandering to the prurient interests of men, a charge that I have vigorously denied. That said, you have ignored the needs of your readership in recent weeks. Specifically, you haven’t posted any photos of the Basset Hound. This proud and sturdy beast is worthy of publication. Please address post haste. Yours, St. Hubert
Thank you for your letter, and for defending me against such slanderous charges. To those with even the most basic grasp of language, tone, art, obscenity and context, I think it is quite clear that I am in fact, appealing (never pandering) to the prurient interests of women. May my work stand on it’s own merits, and may all the daughters of Eris have a Real Cool Time.
Regarding your request for hounds, I am more than happy to oblige.
L. Beau Rubber